Friday, August 22, 2008

Today, I caught a few men sneaking a look at me. They were very attractive, too. My first thought was that they were thinking, "Damn, how can a person get that big--shit!!"

But who am I foolin. I have been saying for years that most men just like to act like they are straight. I know them men want me. They see me walk down the sidewalk with all my confidence, and they know what I'm all about. And I never talk to anyone, but I have that look on my face that just screams runway model.

They want to reach out and squeeze this big ass like they were melons at the market. Wanting to see if my fruit is all ripe enough for them to tear into, and all I can say is, "Uh-huh" It's all good and sweet, baby, but you cannot have me.

I have always been plagued with this problem. Men want me, and their girlfriends want to kill me. But, ladies. I ain't after your man--he's after me. And I could so have your man. His big ol' eggs and hefty bacon. I can do breakfast 24/7.

They act like it's all I do is steal their men. Like I have time for all that. That's what it all boils down to. I just haven't the time to be foolin with your men. It's still the biggest compliment after all these years to know that I still possess the power. I just keep all my dragmagic tucked away to use some other day--like tomorrow. LOL!!

It's a challenge to men, though. Number 1, they are so interested in getting into some man ass, even though it's prohibited by their other black book. The one they read in church. It's taboo. They aren't suppose to want it and told they can't have it.

Bitch, please!! That's like telling a fat kid to look at a 500 foot wall of chocolate candies, but don't touch them. When no one is looking, they gonna take out that whole wall with one swoop of the tongue.

And my favorite thing men say before they did the big nasty is, "You aren't gonna tell anyone, are ya?" Uh, yeah. I'll be the one climbing the Empire State Building to broadcast the big news. I could so see me up on that steeple yelling, "UH-HUH!!! HE STUCK IT IN MY BUTT!!!"

Who doesn't like to brag that they had some sticky business stuck to their drawers. I like to save it, so I can have something for show and tell. Uh-huh.

I always catch the mens looking at me, and I just have to roll my eyes. They want to follow me. Stalk me, like it's mating season in the wild. And there have been men brave enough to ask for it. Poor things. I had to turn them down. They have that crushed look upon their face, like as if they had been denied access to all the riches in the world. Poor pitiful things.

It's kind of sad in a way. But I just don't have time to service every man that comes along. I really don't have time to think about it. Poor men.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

KLEA - TIC*TOC

I don't think it's an official video, and it may be homemade, but it was nicely put together. The second vid is I guess the official video. I just luffff the song--especially the mix from the first vid.




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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

August 18, 2008

Today was really, really Monday. I'm very tired, and I know that everyone is just waiting for that deliciously, juicy post, and I do plan on getting around to it, but I've been too fat to care lately. Mama's tired. That's what happens when the fat creeps up on ya. Slothy. LOL!!
I do plan on posting that scrumptious single that I practically stole. I'm always game for a cheap buy.
I just love to make lists as well. I plan to punish people by posting the W.A.S.P. Oooo yesss!! I can't wait for that. And I know someone is waiting for that Klea single. In time....in time.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Cheeseburger

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This is my first post. This is a little something that I found at my haven here in Lubbock. I've searched it, Googled it, pictured it; and I can't seem to find anything out about it. Other than it is "punk" and not very good. What I think is that a picture is worth a thousand words.
I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure I will...or not.




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Friday, August 8, 2008

The Virgin Blog

Yeah, some may not equate virgin with me, but this is my first blogspot. YAY!!! I've always wanted to create one, and now, today, I bring you all ME. Isn't that super special.
So, welcome everyone, and I hope to be able to bring something everyone can love or enjoy in some form or fashion. WHATEVER!!